Pillow Fight Club!

XXXXX SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18 XXXXX


Pillow Fight

Feathers fly and teddies soar as you converge on Union Square for a
massive urban pillow fight. Swing and whack as you evade pillow-
wielding assailants. Bring a concealed pillow to the square at 2p and
wait for the signal.

No rain date: this event is rain, snow, or shine.

Rules: Soft pillows only. Swing lightly, many people will be swinging
at once. Do not swing at people without pillows or with cameras.
Remove glasses beforehand. Wait until the signal to begin. This event
is more fun with feathers. PJs optional.

Union Square
E. 14th Street at Broadway, Manhattan
2p; $free
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillow_Fight_Club

Size me up, please.

On my road trip to New Hampshire we decided to do a drive through run at McDonald's for breakfast. As I pulled up to the speaker box I heard an unconcerned voice spit out, "Welcome to McDonald's. Can..." I placed my order of one Egg McMuffin and an Orange Juice. Once done the box replied, “What size orange juice would you like?” The feeling in her voice sounded as if she could care less what size orange juice I would like. Wanting to feel cared about I put the question back on her, "What size do you think I should get?" I expected a lame uncaring response, but instead the box surprised me when it said, "Depends on what size throat you have!" My guess was a medium, but she need to see me at the window to confirm it. Once I pulled up to the window she quickly agreed my throat was indeed a size medium, and handed me my corresponding OJ.

Forget everything you've ever heard! She's a disparate girl.

Looking at our fellow alumni and his new wife we began to reflect on the time when the four of us were being prepped for greatness by Dr. Longfellow.
Looking over at me, with her longing eyes and her huge smile, Aglaia says, “Maybe we’re not meant to be with the average person. I think Longfellow knew it too.”

WANTED: One Zenobia

She was of a dark complexion. Her teeth were of a pearly whiteness, and her large black eyes sparkled with uncommon fire, tempered by the most attractive sweetness. Her voice was strong and harmonious. Her manly understanding was strengthened and adorned by study.