Friday, August 11, 2006

Hidden Behind Clear Curtains

12 Comments:

Blogger Johnathan Foster said...

My own Aaron Martin action figure!!

Can he do work around the house?

Where are the accessories?

Does he have kung-fu grip?

3:51 PM  
Blogger Smapdi said...

He doesn't have kung-fu grip,

But he has Karate Chop Action!

4:09 PM  
Blogger SillyAlicat said...

My my that is some shiny hair you have. Are you in a club?

I'd only buy 'em if you can dress him up. Does he come with a tuxedo and a martini glass? Oh, and a revolver of some kind!

4:24 PM  
Blogger Dante the Inferno said...

The Aaron action figure. Sparks would come outta it's mouth when you move the switch on it's back and it would have an eerie glow from within it's slightly less than opaque chest when it raises it's arms. It would have three hundred and seventy some different phrases, all leading you to think far too long about what is essentialy nothing. 'Accesories?' you ask... YES PLEASE!

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you in a club?

No... but we sure had fun!!!
And if I my talk for H.B.O.
FO SHO!!!

8:45 AM  
Blogger beyondthestairs said...

Athos,
He's more of a collectors item. Most people choose to keep him behind the plastic in hopes he will appreciate in value some day.

Dust,
His Karate Chop Action is just a fancy kung-fu grip. We just changed the name to make it seem fancier.

Silly,
Why yes! I am the president of the male chapter of the "Shiny Hair Club". Not only am I the president I am also a memeber.

And I have over 100 different personlity types with matching clothes and accessories.

Dante,
And all of these phrases are specifically designed to annoy Kelly in 370 some different ways.

Nessa,
Shhh! Don't tell people how much fun we had! That apartment isn't big enough for more than 15 people. Actually it's only big enough for four, but we've crammed 15 in there.

8:21 PM  
Blogger SillyAlicat said...

I personally am not a fan of Moped Aaron, but that could just be me.

First Aid Aaron was useful but he wouldn't have been necessary if it weren't for evil Moped Aaron.

I will admit that both were properly accessorized.

11:27 AM  
Blogger beyondthestairs said...

Silly,
You're forgetting
Scuba Aaron
Dancing Aaron
Swimming Aaron
Sleepy time Aaron
Shirtless Aaron
Spanish Aaron
British Aaron
...

The list went on and on.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH IT DOES!

1:24 PM  
Blogger SillyAlicat said...

Shirtless Aaron was by far the most common of them all. He lacked some vital accessories... a shirt maybe?

Spanish Aaron?

I missed that one! Was there a some fake black facial hair and a poncho involved?

and British Aaron is just psuedo-polite Aaron.

1:59 PM  
Blogger Johnny Blaze said...

The Aaron action figure is it like the G.I. Joe that came in small carrying size and jumbo size? And where is his limited edition sticker? I want my money back

5:28 PM  
Blogger Marvelous said...

Love the pic! So creative!

7:32 PM  

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